Come to me, Spring!

I can't handle another day of winter. So in respect to the fast coming of spring, I am holding a rain dance at my house anytime snow is in the forecast. Come one, come all!

It's important to perfect your rain dancing abilities before you attend. Proper attire is a must (I'll include a picture.) Skills are quite necessary, but optional. I am willing to train up mighty rain dancers.

How To A Rain Dance

1. Never do a rain dance on a hill.
2. Make sure you have a lot of room so you
don't run into anything.
3. Spin around in clockwise circles.
4. Make up your own rain chant. It should be rhythmical
and easy to say fast.
5. Yell your rain chant while spinning around in circles.